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Mark

Yeah, We do! To be fair thats how I look at half the truck drivers out there trying to back into a simple dock, making all the wrong corrections

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Grayson

02.09.2023

To be fair that's how I look at half the truck drivers out there trying to back into a simple dock, making all the wrong corrections.

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Thomas D.

02.09.2023

I like watching people jack knife the RV trailer forty times trying to get into their driveway.

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Fleur

02.08.2023

+ I once watched a guy struggle to back up bobtail into a huge open on both sides truck stop spot.

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Mike

02.08.2023

Meanwhile Truck drivers in their own car: I don't need to turn opposite, I don't need to turn opposite... I turn opposite from what I normally do, I turn opposite of what I normally do. Fuck, wrong way.

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Keanu

02.08.2023

Noo! I always feel bad, i want to set my brakes and parallel park their little teeny beebee cute car for 'em & shit.

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HFUER

02.04.2023

One of my neighbors has this issue. Then he learned I drove a truck. He has asked me to back his RV into his driveway a couple times. Doesn't bother me at all. I'm one of those guys that enjoys helping others.

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Roman

02.03.2023

I can't be the only one who finds it easier to back up a tractor then a normal vehicle. It's all about the mirrors.

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Leroy

02.02.2023

I like looking at pick up truck and be like damn you are just a lil car too calm down bud

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Alastair Glover

You know you have been on the road too much…

When you park your personal vehicle and go to reach to pull your brakes…

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Levi

03.01.2023

When you check your mirrors for blind spots before changing lanes in a parking lot.

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Xander

02.14.2023

When you honk your horn at every car that passes by you.

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Seamus

02.07.2023

When you try to use your CB radio to talk to your spouse in the passenger seat.

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Marni

01.24.2023

When you lift off the accelerator and wonder why there's no jake..

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Benito

01.23.2023

I've only reached for brakes a few times. My biggest thing is taking turns way too damn wide in my car

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Krueger

01.23.2023

when you’re at home and have to poop, and start looking for Walmart bags

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Eddie

01.21.2023

I keep pushing my wiper stock down thinking its an engine brake in my car

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Leroy

01.17.2023

+ When you feel like you can't see shit with your car mirrors.

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Strickland

01.17.2023

Or when you come up on a railroad track in your personal vehicle and put your hazards on to stop - hazmat

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Lepe

Whatever the fuck this is

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Rony

01.13.2023

Harley Confusion

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Sion

01.12.2023

I hate.. no I love… no hate…. I’m not sure how I feel about this?

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Grayson

01.12.2023

+ I believe that's what you call retirement. Very few truck drivers are able to achieve this.

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Moon

01.11.2023

Can it wheelie?

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Milo

01.09.2023

The air horn 3 ft from your head is what sells me on it.

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Leroy

01.08.2023

Don't know what it is but I do know someone spent a shitload of money to create it.

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Mulder

01.08.2023

The shaggin wagon

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Epic

01.08.2023

A toy hauler ;)

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Moon

Never works

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Eddie

01.03.2023

Better to have Donuts and coffee for them

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Levi

01.02.2023

'Pull over? Oh! I thought you were saying 'roll over'!'

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Iqra

01.02.2023

and so far no cracks on Swift!

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Krueger

12.30.2022

Play dead when encountering a bear

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Lepe

12.27.2022

was aiming for the target

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Pascal

Driver Education

Imagine if driver education went beyond this.

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Mike

12.29.2022

Or in my case this morning, Big Rig is light, high winds will blow them into the other lane, give ‘em space!

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Fleur

12.28.2022

Directions unclear, still in blindspot 5 miles later cus I'm afraid to pass.

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Hello

12.25.2022

Arizona?

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Roman

12.25.2022

Small words but too many. This would be a distraction...from their phones. Should say 'Heavy truck Crush car'

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Mulder

12.24.2022

Saw this in the valley today. ADOT good for something occasionally.

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Josie

I'm not driving

Me after telling dispatch that I'm not driving due to unsafe conditions even though he says I'm letting the company down.

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Krueger

12.23.2022

I remember being stuck in Kansas because of a blizzard. When it was safe to drive I said about it to the receiver. Their reply was 'We are in Colorado. We know about that type of weather'

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Benito

12.22.2022

My DM was the opposite. “Remember, YOU are the captain of the ship, so if it’s unsafe, shut down.”

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Marni

12.22.2022

You are an a$$hole for letting the customer down because of an “act of god”. What are you when you put it in the ditch, or worse? I am the captain of this ship. I decide.

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Milo

12.20.2022

You know what a bigger let down would be? The load and equipment ending up in a ditch. These people, sheesh.

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Mulder

12.19.2022

My local company cancelled all the routes for tomorrow because we’re supposed to be getting a slick half inch of ice. That’s how it should be handled, safety first!

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Osian

Honey, I'm home!

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Marni

12.14.2022

Found out she was in bed with a swift driver

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Barney

12.14.2022

Guy really wanted any home time…

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Keanu

12.13.2022

He really really needed to poop!

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Benito

12.13.2022

Atleast he chalked the wheels so it wouldn't roll away.

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Iqra

12.11.2022

Pappa loved Momma

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Pascal

12.11.2022

He never hit the breaks, and he was shifting gears!

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Xander

12.11.2022

When they say door to door service is over, I show them this picture.

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Rory

blow out celebration

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Jago

12.14.2022

I was kinda thinking the same 😆

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Xander

12.13.2022

These gender reveal parties are getting a bit out of hand.

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Iqra

12.13.2022

TADA you win!

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Krueger

12.11.2022

😂. It's call fender and that reflective stuff inside headlights. And poop.

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Marni

12.10.2022

Bro jusy imagine being a four wheeler and hearing * B A N G* and now the semi is losing control, there's giant pieces of rubber everywhere and there's enough confetti to block your view out the windshield.

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Seamus

What are the first signs that you've entered a particular state?

EXAMPLE: You know you're in Iowa because everything smells like hog shit.

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Xander

12.09.2022

When you see Whataburger immediately after crossing the state line.. you know ur in TX

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Keanu

12.09.2022

You're in the middle of a conversation with your dispatcher when all of a sudden the line goes dead. Welcome to Nebraska.

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Krueger

12.08.2022

You remember you been meaning to call your chiropractor Aka Michigan

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Marni

12.08.2022

' Welcome to Rhode island....., Now leaving Rhode island' Colin Mochrie

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Strickland

12.06.2022

The Loves right next to a dispensary. Hello Oregon!

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Nancy Furex

12.06.2022

I-40 going east in California, hard to miss you've crossed into Arizona cause it goes from pretty smooth to oh fuck and all of a sudden you are getting bounced around. I swear that's one area of I-40 Arizona will never fix or repave.

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Thomas D.

I would not suggest training with this company